"Nobody cares more about proper hydration than a kid who’s just been kissed goodnight."
"Please say a prayer for my 8 year old son, he has to write 4 sentences."
"Kids shouldn’t be allowed to lose teeth during quarantine."
"It’s all fun and games creating children who act just like you until you’re isolated in a house with them 24/7."
"At least we don’t have to go to our kids’ field day this year."
"If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed, 'teaching elementary school math."
"The hardest part of parenting is parenting your own traits out of your kids."
"Who needs an alarm system when the slightest vibration sets off about 4 of my kid's toys to play music at volume 10."
"Being the only butt wiper you child deems acceptable is both an honor and a curse."
"Taking my toddler to an NHL game tonight. Gonna tell her Elsa made the ice."